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Mad laws
The waiting principle
Whichever line you pick to stand on, the other one moves faster.
The windfall theorem
Any unexpected gift of money is immediately equalled in amount by an
unexpected expense.
The gym-goer's maxim
The bulges on your body that you want most to get rid of are the
ones least affected by exercise.
The possession rule
The more cherished the keepsake, the greater the chance it will be
smashed beyond repair by your cleaning lady.
The singles law
No matter when you arrive at a party, the best-looking girls have
been taken.
The TV equation
The better the show, the greater the need to go to the bathroom.
The law of air travel
The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your desti-
nation is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for
your luggage.
Paul Coker